Star Trek Jokes

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=/\=Borg Jokes

=/\=Top 10 Best (Worst) Ways to Kill Wesley Crusher

=/\=The Top Ten April Fool's Jokes on the Enterprise

=/\=Top Ten Fun Things To Do Aboard The Starship Enterprise:

=/\=Top Ten Practical Jokes on the Next Generation

=/\=Top Ten Bumper Stickers on the USS Enterprise

=/\=Top Twenty uses for Data's detached head

=/\=Surefire signs that Star Trek is taking over your life

=/\=The Top Ten Favorite Activities of Capt. Jean-Luc Picard

=/\=Top Ten Hobbies of William T. Riker

=/\=The Top Ten Secrets of the Enterprise

=/\=Top 21 Signs That the Enterprise is Nearing the End of its Warranty

=/\=Your Starship Captain might be a Redneck if...

=/\=Reasons Why Kirk and Janeway Would Make a Great Couple

=/\=Top Signs Captain Kirk Went to Cal Poly

=/\=Top Ten Plot Twists in the "Clinton on the Enterprise" Episode

=/\=The Top Twenty surprise plot twists in upcoming TNG episodes

=/\=Top 10 reasons why the Federation will never win

=/\=Top Ten Reasons why the Federation doesn't use cloaking devices:

=/\=The Top 10 reasons to be concerned about the USS Voyager: by David Letterman.

=/\=Top Ten results if the Borg assimilated the Nanite culture

=/\=Top 10 things we really wanted to see in 'The Chase'

=/\=Top 10 ways commanders Handle Pressure Situations.

=/\=Top 10 least known Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

=/\=The Top 19 Things You're Not About To Hear on The Enterprise

=/\=91 Things that never happen in Star Trek

=/\=Top ten reasons Star Trek TNG was canceled

=/\=Reasons why Kirk is better than Picard

=/\=Why Picard is better than Kirk

=/\=Why Sisko is better than Picard and Kirk

=/\=Why Janeway is better than all three!

=/\=Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft

=/\=Star Trek light bulb jokes

=/\=Fifty Ways to Kill an Ensign

=/\=End of the Borg

=/\=Why the chicken crossed the road according to various Star Trek charecters

=/\=Everything I need to know, I learned from Watching Star Trek

=/\=Star Trek Jokes

=/\=Presidential Campaign Slogans

=/\=Voyager Parody

=/\=The Top Ten Pranks at Q University

=/\=Top Ten Pickup Lines of the Q

=/\=Top 10 Immediate Results of the Federation' Defeat at Wolf 359

=/\=ST:TNG Night Before Christmas

=/\=Reasons Why the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the Star Trek Universe

=/\=Star Trek with Dilbert Management

=/\=Top 10 Least Popular Courses at Starfleet Academy

=/\=Top 10 Starfleet General Orders Other Than the Prime Directive

=/\=Top 10 Ferengi Pickup Lines

=/\=~~Next Generation meets Dr. Seuss~~

=/\=Star Terk: The Lost Episode

=/\=Star Trek meets Windows 95

=/\=Top Ten Mishaps That Happened On Dax's First Mission new

=/\=Star Trek Groaners new

=/\=Data's Top Ten (Pre-Generations) Attempts at Humornew

=/\=Words of Spock new

=/\=Voyager Knock-Knock Jokes new

=/\=Top Ten Misconceptions About The Starship Voyager And Her Crew new

=/\=Trekkers vs. Trekkies new



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As usual, this page is under construction. I know some of the sites aren't up yet but when I have time again I'll upload the rest of the pages later.

As far as I know, none of these jokes are copyrighted but if you know of one that is, just email me and I'll either take it off or ask for permission to use it. Also send all dead link notices to me. 
"Star Trek: Voyager", "Star Trek", "Star Trek TNG", and "Star Trek: DS9" are registered trademarks of Paramount Pictures, a Viacom company. No copyright infringement is intended; I'm just a high school student doing this for fun. Note to non-lawyers: I had to put this here because of the lawyers. Note to the lawyers: don't you feel special?
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