1. · Writers discovered that plots were left out of 156 episodes.
2. · Worf discovered to be half-Irish.
3. · Toy Geordi visors causing rash of traffic accidents across country.
4. · Discovered that after all these years concept of Starship Enterprise actually upside down
5. · Poor sales of Capt. Picard skinhead wigs.
6. · Series so politically correct, causing epidemic of nausea across North America.
7. · Faulty Intel processor causes Data to occasionally scream obscenities at fellow cast members.
8. · More profit in crummy "Star Trek" movies.
9. · Ran out of new "poses" for Fider character.
10. · Patrick Stewart refused to have another Borg implant operation for sequel.