Top Signs Captain Kirk Went to Cal Poly

1. His "redshirts" keep getting vaporized!
2. Saved those whales, man.
3. Always telling perfectly contented people why they should be unhappy.
4. Doesn't care about the color of people's skin. Heck, he doesn't care if the women are green!
5. No doubt his mistrust of machines began with his Tele-Bears experiences.
6. After Telegraph Ave., weird alien species seem old hat.
7. Has people wearing red shirts minding the phones and doing maintenance work.
8. Spock's and Kirk's uniforms: blue and gold!