10.. "Say...is that your computer's interface
terminal, or did its bilinear isolinear matrix subprocessor default to
its primary setting?
9. "Take my wires...please?"
8. "Inquiry: Why did the bipedal fowl laterally
transverse the paved transportation surface?...Answer: In order to relocate
at the new coordinates!"
7. "A man and an android walk into a bar.
The man says to the android: 'I am thirsty.' The android goes berzerk and
kills him."
6. "I have a positronic funny bone."
5. "My wife is so ugly that she is visually
unappealing."
4. "342.47 megahertz? Bn46.2945 - 34z!! Ha
ha ha!"
3. Putting "I brake for the Borg" stickers
all over the ship.
2. "Whoo...it is so hot today that I may have
to activate my internal thermostat!"
1. Walking around with that goofy smile from
"Data's Day."