Knock-Knock.
Janeway: What? Who's there?
Chakotay: Turn that(beep)thing down will ya?
Tuvok: It is illogical to answer such questions.
Torres: Will some one answer the (beep) door!
Kim: I can't answer the door. I'm too busy reading technobabble.
Paris: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Neelix: What was that?
Kes: Don't open the door to stangers. I'm too young to answer the door anyway.
Boo.
Janeway: Boo Who?
Chakotay: Wow. I'm so scared.
Tuvok: My Vulcan control does not allow me to reply.
Torres: Will you shut up and go away?
Kim: It's not Halloween yet.
Paris: Hey girl!
Neelix: I still don't get it.
Kes: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Janeway: Don't cry, It's only a joke!
All: That was the dumbest thing i ever heard!
Neelix: I STILL don't get it.