TOP TEN PRACTICAL JOKES ON THE NEXT GENERATION

  1. Riker's communicator pin replaced with Klingon agonizer
  2. Worf's bed is short sheeted.
  3. Captain Picard?s Earl-Grey secretly replaced with Folgers Crystals.
  4. Data?s supply of WD-40 replaced with Super Extra Strength Hairspray.
  5. Guinan keeps looking at Picard, then at her watch, then at Picard, then at her watch, then...
  6. Geordi's visor wired to receive only the SCI-FI channel.
  7. Troi locked in turbolift with Andrew Dice Clay.
  8. Beverly Crusher tells Picard that Wesley *MIGHT* be his son, but nothing else
  9. Worf is mistakenly quoted as "I am *NOT* a homosexual!"
  10. Starfleet Academy computer enrolls Wesley in nothing but wood shop classes.
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