Top 10 reasons why the Federation will never win
- The Prime Directive.
- They spend all of their time designing uniforms.
- These new troublesome aliens keep popping up.
- No Indian or Chinese engineers on board.
- Still haven't designed a decent shuttle craft.
- People like Jean-Luc insist on playing by the rules.
- Worf never gets to win a fight.
- They have thousands of people on board their starships, but
only the bridge crew knows how to do anything.
- Picard had to go and tick off the Q.
- The Klingons have ALWAYS had better looking ships.