Why did Worf change his hair color?
It was a good day to dye.
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Have you heard the new Klingon army motto?
Join the Klingon army.
Visit exotic planets, meet interesting people, and kill them!
Tribbles are sweet...
...but they can be bitter if you overcook them.
He's dead Jim...
...I'll get his tricorder, you get his wallet.
She's dead Riker...
...but you still need a condom.
Visit Odo's gym...
...get into shape. ANY shape!
We are Microsoft!
...You will be assimilated! Resistance is futile!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~What is Data's favorite song?
"I Left My Head in San Francisco"
Did you hear that the Star Trek Doctors from The Next Generation, The Original Series and Deep Space Nine are setting up their own medical practice?
They're going to call it "Crusher, Bones and Bashir."
How do you know if you're facing Captain Picard?
Because you are blinded by the reflection off his head.