Top Ten Hobbies of William T. Riker

10. Posing behind Picard.

9.Posing behind Worf.

8. Posing in front of that young ensign down in engineering.

7. Posing in front of Picard.

6. Posing on the Engineering table in engineering when nobody's there.

5. Falling asleep during one of Jean-Luc's lectures in the briefing room.

4. Posing in front, behind and anywhere in the vicinity of Deanna/Ro.

3. As 4 but when I have her alone and naked in my quarters.

2. Something involving and chocolate....

and the number 1 hobby of commander William T. Riker is..

1. Do you really need to ask....?

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