Your Starship Captain might be a Redneck if...
- ...your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month
- ...he paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles
- ...you have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob"
- ...he refers to Klingons as "Critters"
- ...he refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns"
- ...he has the sensor array repaired with a bent coathanger and
- ...he installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the saucer
- ...he says "Got your ears on, good buddy" instead of "open
- ...he hangs fuzzy dice over the viewscreen
- ...he rewires his communicator into his belt buckle
- ...he keeps a six-pack under his command chair and a gun rack
- ...he says "Yee-Ha!" instead of "Engage"
- ...he has a hand-tooled holster for his phaser
- ...he insists on calling his executive officer "Bubba"
- ...he sets the fore viewscreen to reruns of "Bassmaster"
- ...he programs the food replicator for beer, ribs, and turnip
- ...he paints the starship John Deere green
- ...he refers to a Pulsar as a "Blue Light Special"
- ...he refers to the Mutara Nebula as a "swamp"
- ...his moonshine is stronger than Romulan Ale
- ...he sings "Lucille" instead of "Kathleen"
- ...his idea of dress uniform is CLEAN bib overalls
- ...he wears mirrored shades on the Bridge
- ...his idea of a "gas giant" is that big ol' XO Bubba after a
meal of beans and weenies