The Top Ten Pranks at Q University

10. Melting Professors!

9. Getting the answers to the final exam *before* the test is even written!

8. Changing the gravitational constant of the universe during football games.

7. Rewriting history during lecture, confusing the professor to no end.

6. Disassembling universes and rebuilding them in friends' dorm rooms.

5. Creating partial vacuums in people's underwear.

4. Going to the prom as your date.

3. "Inside-Out Day" -- not your clothes, your body!

2. Interdimensional panty raids.

1. Replacing the fine coffee they usually serve with dilithium crystals!