The situation :
The Enterprise is under attack and various commanders have only enough time for one last order. How is this tense situation handled by different characters ?
Scotty : "Why, ya lilly livered poor excuse for a silly puddy potato head, I oughta blastya t Ceti Alpha Six !"
McCoy : " I'm a Doctor, not a solider !"
Geordi : " Reroute the phase inducers and heterodyne the frequency of the warp coil!"
Worf : " yopwaHHomwIj yISop, romuluSngan ! " ( Eat my shorts, Romulan !)
Spock : (Raises eyebrow)
Data : " Romulan commander ! your actions are most unnecessary and are not in keeping with the established treaties. May I advice you of the current political situation which threatens the very continuity of the principles involved. A corollary I might point out would be that of ....."
Riker : " Shields UP ! Red ALERT ! Captain to the BRIDGE !"
Picard : " Open hailing frequencies so that I can cower and plead !"
Troi : " I feel, I feel, uhhhhh ! "
Kirk : " FIRE !"