Q: How many BORG does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: All of them.
Q: How many CARDASSIANS does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Four, because THERE...ARE...FOUR...LIGHTS...!!!
Q: How many VULCANS does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Approximately One Point Zero Zero Zero Zero .......
Q: How many FERENGI does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: None of your business, huu-mahn !!!
Q: How many CARDASSIANS does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: We don't need a light bulb, but if we did, we could take it from you !
Q: How many BAJORANS does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: The filthy Cardassians took our light bulb !
Q: How many KLINGONS does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Burned out light bulbs have NO honor. And a true Klingon Warrior is not afraid of the dark !
Q: How many TRILLS does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Both of them.
Q: How many BORG does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Light bulbs are irrelevant. Changing them is futile.
Q: How many BETAZIODS does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: I sense it has already changed.
Q: How many ROMULANS does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: We have been gone for a while, but we have returned to change it.
Q: How many FEDERATION SHUTTLE PILOTS does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Ooooops ! I dropped it !
Q: How many Q's does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Here, now, Wouldn't you rather have this Super-Nova ?
Q: How many ODO's does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: I will change in to the light bulb.
Q: How many HORTAS does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: NO CHANGE I
Q: How many TRIBBLES does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: 1,561,772 .......uhh,62....,ummm,63......64......
Q: How many TREKKIES does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Okay, so ,y'know, like, in that episode where Spock gets attacked by those vomit looking things, and, like, he starts doing weird stuff, like, he takes over the ship and it gets Kirk really mad, so they find out that they can use this super-bright light, but it was bogus, 'cause McCoy used the wrong kind of light, and it makes Spock blind ,so, like......what kind of light bulb are you talking about ??
Q: How many VULCANS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 2. One to change the lightbulb and one to ask what?s so funny!
Q: How many FERENGI does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: one to do it and the other to sell the broken one to an unsuspecting customer.
Q: How many BETAZOIDS does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: one to do it and the other to moan "darkness, I sense darkness!"
Q: How long does it take COMMANDER RIKER to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Nothing, Riker's too busy screwing other things.
Q: How many ROMULANS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 2, one to change it and one to kill the other and take the credit.
Q: How many BETAZOIDS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: No, no. no. The light bulb has to _want_ to change first.
Q: How many FIRST OFFICERS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Normally one, but if that is Riker it then it takes 2, Riker to pose while the other changes the light bulb
Q: How many TRIBBLES does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 2. One to change the light bulb and one to sit on Kirk?s head!!
Q: What do KLINGONS do with the dead bulb?
A: Execute it for failure.
Q: What do they do with the KLINGON who replaces the bulb?
A: Execute him for cowardice.