The Top 10 reasons to be concerned about the USS Voyager:
by David Letterman.
- The crew are big fans of the HMS Bounty.
- Prime Directive? We don't need no stinking Prime Directive!
- It will be revealed that the new captain is one of Mudd's
- The original script named the captain Ginger, and the first
- Delta Quadrant, there goes the neighborhood.
- Its just another warranty claim on the Starfleet ship yards.
- The new first officer (native American and former terrorist)
just found out the Captain is a descendant of Custer.
- The holographic doctor is a leftover from the Clinton
- They might get home. Remember what happened the last time a
craft named Voyager came home (it spawned a terrible movie).
- The defense systems are controlled by a Pentium processor.