Everything I need to know, I learned from Watching Star Trek

Seek out new life and new civilizations

Non-interference is the prime directive

Keep your phaser set on stun

Humans are highly illogical

There is no such things as a Vulcan Death Grip

Live long and prosper

Having is not so pleasing as wanting; it is highly illogical, but often true

Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations

Tribbles hate Klingons (and Klingons hate tribbles)

Enemies are often invisible- like Klingons they can be cloaked

Don't put all your ranking officers in one shuttle craft

When your logic fails, trust a hunch

Insufficient data does not compute

If it can't be fixed, just ask Scotty

Even on our own world, sometimes we are alien

When going out into the Universe, remember: "Boldly go where no one has gone before"