Top Signs Captain Kirk Went to Cal Poly
- His "redshirts" keep getting vaporized!
- Saved those whales, man.
- Always telling perfectly contented people why they should be
- Doesn't care about the color of people's skin. Heck, he
doesn't care if the women are green!
- No doubt his mistrust of machines began with his Tele-Bears
- After Telegraph Ave., weird alien species seem old hat.
- Has people wearing red shirts minding the phones and doing
- Spock's and Kirk's uniforms: blue and gold!