TOP TEN PRACTICAL JOKES ON THE NEXT GENERATION
- Riker's communicator pin replaced with Klingon agonizer
- Worf's bed is short sheeted.
- Captain Picard?s Earl-Grey secretly replaced with Folgers
- Data?s supply of WD-40 replaced with Super Extra Strength
- Guinan keeps looking at Picard, then at her watch, then at
Picard, then at her watch, then...
- Geordi's visor wired to receive only the SCI-FI channel.
- Troi locked in turbolift with Andrew Dice Clay.
- Beverly Crusher tells Picard that Wesley *MIGHT* be his son,
but nothing else
- Worf is mistakenly quoted as "I am *NOT* a homosexual!"
- Starfleet Academy computer enrolls Wesley in nothing but wood