=== Top ten reasons Star Trek TNG was canceled ===

1. · Writers discovered that plots were left out of 156 episodes.

2. · Worf discovered to be half-Irish.

3. · Toy Geordi visors causing rash of traffic accidents across country.

4. · Discovered that after all these years concept of Starship Enterprise actually upside down

5. · Poor sales of Capt. Picard skinhead wigs.

6. · Series so politically correct, causing epidemic of nausea across North America.

7. · Faulty Intel processor causes Data to occasionally scream obscenities at fellow cast members.

8. · More profit in crummy "Star Trek" movies.

9. · Ran out of new "poses" for Fider character.

10. · Patrick Stewart refused to have another Borg implant operation for sequel.