#1 on the BORG Hit Parade: We all sleep in a single subroutine.

#2 on the Borg Hit Parade: Borg in the USA. All a Borg!

Assimilate me tender - Elvis of Borg.

Blonde Borgs have the same fun.

Borg Mail Reader v2.1a. Tagline theft is futile.

Borg Mail Reader v2.1a. Taglines are irrelevant.

Borg Moderator - Your topic is irrelevant.

Borg Starter Kit: some assimilation required.

Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left.

Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3.

Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y)

My other computer is a Borg.

GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO - Borg subroutines.

Gates of Borg: OEMs will be assimilated.

McBorgers: Over 50 million assimilated.

Borg-Cola: Not the choice of The Next Generation.

Borg-again Christian. Resistance to my sermon is futile.

Borg Sticker. "Don't like our driving? Call 1-800-IRRELEVANT."

BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.

BorgDOS: Irrelevant command or filename.

Borgasm: The ecstasy of being assimilated.

Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant.

Clinton Borg - The economy is irrelevant.

Ernest BORGnine... you be the judge.

Geraldo of Borg: Next brothers who assimilate sisters.

Groucho Borg: That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated.

HersheyBORG: Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated.

Hillary of Borg: Choice is irrelevant.

I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year.

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.

I am Bart of Borg - who the hell are you?

I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?

I am Caffeine of Borg. Sleep is irrelevant.

I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!

I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.

I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant.

I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate therefore I am.

I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.

I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepawe to be aswimiwated.

I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to pull my finger.

I am Fudd of Borg! Pwepawe to be assimiwated!

I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!

I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant.

I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!

I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be... ooooohh, doughnuts!

I am Hugh of Borg. We want to assimilate Troi. Geordi is our friend. He can watch.

I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.

I am Madonna of Borg. Gender is irrelevant.

I am Madonna of Borg: Justify my assimilation!

I am NBC of Borg. You will be Affiliated

I am OS/2 of Borg. DOS will be assimilated.

I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated

I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.

I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated.

I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-sim, as-s-sim, oh forget it.

I am Sajak of Borg. R_sist_nc_ is futil_.

I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated.

I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, it starts with "R" and is futile.

I am Tweety of Borg. I _tawt_ I attimiwated a puddy tat!

I am Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is.

I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.

We are Tribbles of Borg. Prepare to be replicated.

Yoda of Borg am I. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, I will.

P-Porky P-Pig of Borg: You will be assim-assim... absorbed.

Pythagoras of Borg - Distance is irrelevant.

Quayle of Borg - Inhaling is irrelevant.

Uhura of Borg: Assimilation frequencies open, sir.

We are Borg. <ESC> is futile <CTRL> is inevitable.

We are Daleks of Borg. ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!!!!!

Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! - Daffy Duck of Borg.

Tennis is irrelevant - Bjorn Borg.

The Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless.

The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!

The Borg: Calm, Cool and Collective.

The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. Borg borg borg!

U2 will become one with the Borg. We like Bono.

We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.

Welcome to Borg Burger. No pickles. Pickles are irrelevant

Borg Answering Machine Message:




But we're not home right now.

So leave a message at the tone

and we'll assimilate you later.

when the Borg get carried away...


...Oh and "This Borg?s for you.


What's Locutus's favorite beer?


What do the Borg use as a spreadsheet?

Locutus 1-2-3