Top Ten Pickup Lines of the Q

10. Sleep with me and I'll give your civilization the gift of fire.

9. Hwooo Whee! If you ain't the prettiest thing I've seen this millennia!

8. I'll make the Sun explode for you . . . and then we'll have sex.

7. Have you ever had an omnipotent immortal? You'll never go back!

6. Why yes, I am God.

5. Trouble sleeping?

4. Have you ever been the scarecrow? Have you ever done the scarecrow?

3. I was bored with everything; I was ready to end it all . . . until I met you.

2. I can give you everything you want, but I'm all you'll need.

and the number one Q pickup line:

1. Bonjour, Mon Capitaine!